Hades Profile Page


Hades Wall Posts
cerberus wall 2.jpg
hades burrial yard ad.jpg

Do you have dead family members or those who are on the verge of death, and you're thinking, "Where do I store this body when it dies?" All you have to do is go to our website, hadesburialground.com for the best underground bed for your folks when they pass on.


Cerberus: It's a tough job for a three-headed dog to guard

the Underworld. Hades is a grumpy owner, boy what a temper. Once we accidentally allowed the Hero, Ulysses to get inside. Hades was bursting with anger. Fire and smoke flowed out of his face holes a.k.a ears, nose and mouth.

Hades: Be quiet you mangy mutt. You have three heads and six eyes for peet's sake! You should do a better job watching who enters our realm. Remember, don't let any of the dead out and don't let any of the living in!

Cerberus: Ruff Ruff. Grrrrr.....

haunted house 2.jpg
Are you ready to get your scare on?!?! If you are, then you should check out our website at screamchamber.com for the best Halloween fun. The Scream Chamber also celebrates birthdays in the chamber! Check out our website for prices and hours!

Hades: Hercules, I am mad at you! You took my Cerberous, and I want him back. I could kill you for him, he guards the underworld for me.

Hercules: Over my dead body... fight me!

=Cerberous: Grrr... (sadness!)
cerberous 2.jpg

=
hades fireworks 2.jpg

Are you preparing for the 4th of July? Well if you are, then you should buy some of Hades Fireworks, you can check our website below to buy special orders for special occasions!

hadesfireworks.com



bananasplit.jpg
Do you like inventing wacko ice cream flavors? Well if you do, then you should go to icecreamme.com for the weirdest flavors and toppings!